Sunday, September 7, 2014

Andrew Keegan & Miles Teller

I have never been more jealous of anyone than I was of Andrew Keegan when I was 13. He was a recurring guest on all my favorite shows and kissed all the pretty girls and I was so fat and ugly I was reserved to never kissing anyone. This seemed as pliable as the distance to the moon. Why would a girl kiss me when there are boys like him to kiss? Anyway, Miles Teller looks like Andrew Keegan if Andrew Keegan was a 39 yr old lesbian.

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