Thursday, September 29, 2011

Jacoby Ellsbury & Julianna Margulies

***Chaz Bono I'm so out of my gd mind that I stuffed up my wee wee and added a pee pee Special***

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Sarah Hyland & Mila Kunis

My Pap says that Sarah Hyland looks like Mila Kunis would look if she were living in the Ukraine during the Chernobyl Disaster. I personally don’t believe in putting ppl down bcuz of something they cant’t help like their looks but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate why someone like my Pap might think that sort of remark is funny so idk :/

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Marisa Miller & Connie Britton

Connie Britton, here, somehow looks less than perfect.
But next to Marisa Miller I'm afraid, so too would a bag of money

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Brady Hoke & Paul Sorvino

Listen, I ain't gonna get fucked like Gribbs, understand?

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Sienna Miller & Laura Ramsey

Editor's note: I hate to call Laura Ramsey an ugly version of anyone. I mean, I'd break up w any girl I've ever dated for her. It's just that for Sienna, I'd break up with myself.