Jay Leno = James Handy + Rumer Willis

Tripleganger

Moammar Gadhafi & Carlos Santana

*Who treats their women better? special*

special thanks to my gf :)

Matt Nathanson & Roger Federer

Evil Twin Special

Paul Pierce & Beetlejuice (Stern's not Burton's)

Eli Manning dumb dumb Special

Tobey Maguire & DJ Qualls

Eli Manning Tard Special

Kevin Love & AJ Soprano

from Bill Simmons

Jack Nicholson & Wolfgang Puck

Cyndi Lauper & Renee Zellweger

Win Butler (Arcade Fire) & the Kurgan

Don't want to sound like a jerk but I just wish I was in high school so I could bully the shit out of them. Is that bad?

Jim Carrey & Rick Carlisle

Now I get asked all the time what would Jim Carrey look like if he had unprotected sex w Gia Carangi in the summer of 1986. I find this extremely offensive because Gia Carangi is the prettiest girl to ever live and if she had sex w Jim Carrey I'd climb into a tall white tower and never come out.... Although she was so beaked out of her mind on 8 balls she would get confused and kiss girls instead of boys. Ew. Ew. EWWWW. Anyway, the answer is Rick Carlisle.

Ben Roethlisberger & Edgar Ramirez

Danny Huston & Jordan Knight

Mike McGlone (Geico "two to tango") & Zachary Quinto

Brandon Roy & Ron Perlman's Beast

(actually it was Linda Hamilton's Beast, but you get it)

Al Davis & Gary Oldman (in Hannibal movie, not real life)

to quote Petros, "it looks like he caught on fire....and then somebody extinguished him"

Dax Shepard & Iliza Shlesinger

Chaz Bono Special

Chad Michael Murray & Johny Rzeznik

I'm not saying that Johnny Rzeznik is an actual lesbian, I'm just saying that if Chad Michael Murray were a lesbian, he'd look like Johnny Rzeznik. That's different.

Cindy Crawford & Eva Mendes

Cindy's moderately insulted

My Girl, Anna Chlumsky & AJ Hawk

Chuck Liddell & Real World/Road Rules Challenge Derrick

Sloan from Entourage & J-Woww

*20 cigarette-years and 20 cycles of HGH later*

Pau Gasol & Andy Botwin (Weeds)

Mia Farrow & Cillian Murphy

Ravishing Rick Rude & Bruce Bochy

Gallagher & Dabney Coleman