Now I get asked all the time what would Jim Carrey look like if he had unprotected sex w Gia Carangi in the summer of 1986. I find this extremely offensive because Gia Carangi is the prettiest girl to ever live and if she had sex w Jim Carrey I'd climb into a tall white tower and never come out.... Although she was so beaked out of her mind on 8 balls she would get confused and kiss girls instead of boys. Ew. Ew. EWWWW. Anyway, the answer is Rick Carlisle.