Monday, October 28, 2013

Pharrell Williams & Boris Diaw & Caron Butler

or as my grand pap calls them the prosthetic ears and nose street team

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Stephanie Claire Smith & Lauren Conrad

First let me just say than I’m as good at this as Johnny Depp is at regurgitating words someone smarter than him wrote for him to say and that u clown hoes better recognize. Second, Stephanie looks like LC in the same way a tiger shark looks like a rainbow fish and if LC had a body like Stephanie, Kristen Cavallari would’ve poisoned her like the blade of Laertes halfway thru the first season of Laguna Beach.

Regular Jacoby Jones & Retarded Kenan Thompson

Max Schneider + Baba Booey = MTV Challenge Adam


Saturday, October 12, 2013

Jim Varney & Dirt Nasty

The only way to tell which is which is to search on the internet for a slopped out weenie.

Elton Brand & Quinton Aaron

Look I don’t think it’s funny to make fun of someone because of their weight but hypothetically speaking, if Kevin Spacey were to kidnap Elton Brand, chain him to a chair and force feed him Spaghetti O’s as if he were a duck, he’d eventually look like Quinton Aaron.

Melissa Stetten & V for Vendetta

+essence special+