Friday, April 29, 2011

Alex Pettyfer & Grant Show

Evolutionary Special

-If there was a tournament bracket for sociopaths in Hollywood, Pettyfer would be a 1 seed.
-Grant Show and I were both represented by the same agent.
-Tyler Perry will someday win an Oscar
(only 1 of these statements is utter nonesense)

Monday, April 25, 2011

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Billy Wagner & T-1000

my absolute favorite movie villain and a diminutive all-star closer

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Jay-Z & Joe Camel

Because, to quote my Grammy, "someone that looks like Jay-Z having sex with someone that looks like Beyoncé is the opposite of genetics."

Friday, April 8, 2011

Bob Parsons, C.E.O of & Michael Lombardi,

Teddy Duchamp & Chuck Klosterman

......Teddy tried to join the military, but due to poor eyesight and his ear injury, was refused entry. He eventually served jail time and now was doing odd-jobs around Castle Rock....He later grew up and became Tyler Kahl's favorite writer.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Andre Agassi & Ed Kowalczyk

My 2nd favorite tennis player Vs. My 333,332nd favorite singer

Kim Kardashian & Princess Jasmine

because they are the only two people on earth whose eyes sit at that angle


Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Ryan Reynolds & Tom Ford

I'm not saying that Ryan Reynolds' dad is gay. I'm just saying that if Ryan Reynolds' dad was gay, he'd be Tom Ford. If that makes sense.