Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Win Butler (Arcade Fire) & the Kurgan

Don't want to sound like a jerk but I just wish I was in high school so I could bully the shit out of them. Is that bad?


Saturday, February 12, 2011

Jim Carrey & Rick Carlisle

Now I get asked all the time what would Jim Carrey look like if he had unprotected sex w Gia Carangi in the summer of 1986. I find this extremely offensive because Gia Carangi is the prettiest girl to ever live and if she had sex w Jim Carrey I'd climb into a tall white tower and never come out.... Although she was so beaked out of her mind on 8 balls she would get confused and kiss girls instead of boys. Ew. Ew. EWWWW. Anyway, the answer is Rick Carlisle.


Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Chad Michael Murray & Johny Rzeznik

I'm not saying that Johnny Rzeznik is an actual lesbian, I'm just saying that if Chad Michael Murray were a lesbian, he'd look like Johnny Rzeznik. That's different.